“Hello there again. Um, I’m about to perform another feat of magic - much less amazing. I wanted to talk about the next show we were thinking about doing and - uh yeah, it’s nothing confirmed. Nothing confirmed yet - we don’t know if we’re gonna do it. It’s about a 30% - maybe 5% chance. Uh but…
So I may or may not have found a certain skunky smelling substance under my couch while looking for my beanie today. I plan on watching AVPM after smoking said substance and critiquing my friends’ performances.
Can I just take a moment here to say how much I appreciate all of you? That’s really all.
Also! Keep sending in requests. I know I have a bunch to get to. I promise it will happen eventually. I’m not going to miss what you send in, nor am I going to ignore it.
(I’ve also had a few people ask about which program/website I use to generate my texts: ifaketext.com and I use PhotoFiltre Studio just to crop everything together.)
Thanks for all the awesome support and keep on being… just as awesome.
Never underestimate the power of snacks.
I really shouldn’t wonder why Darren doesn’t text me anymore.

